Monday, February 14, 2011

Secretary X still hates me behind closed doors

Today, Secretary X ignored all my questions/ comments, unless she was in ear shot of Associate or B-Dub. If they could hear her, she was sticky sweet and oh so attentive.

Maybe I will grab a stack of work and go sit next to her and act like we're best friends. I could bring her a gift of a photo I made with her head stuck to someone else's body while we are hand-in-hand at the roller skating rink. I could even photoshop in some matching knee-high rainbow socks and '70 style short shorts. (I'm thinking of Farrah Fawcett.) How cute we would be!

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