Letter JD mailed to the courthouse in Salem today, February 18:
Dear Clerk:
Enclosed is Document A and Document B. They are due to the judge February 18, 2011.
Sincerely,
JD
MY RESPONSE:
Dear Genious JD:
There are two problems with your letter that you failed to notice:
(1) Bad grammar: "is" should be "are" because there are two documents; and
(2) Bad timing: mailing something doesn't get it to its destination the same day. Therefore, you can't mail something the day it is due.
Sincerely,
Superlegal
These people are rocket scientists. What do they actually do all day, other than rack up billables? [I need to keep bringing in more business]
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