Ownership is a relative term

I thought the copier on my floor belonged to the firm. Turns out, it actually belongs to Secretary X.

I copied some documents today for an expert. Secretary X came into the copy room and asked if the copy job going was mine.  I confirmed it was. She flipped through the pages on the copier, as if she was counting them, grunted, and walked out of the copy room in a huff with her letters.

How dare I not ask permission to share her toys!