Thursday, June 30, 2011

Funny firing email

If I were in charge , I think it goes without saying that I would fire Secretary X (for real this time). Here is my draft email to her:


Dear Secretary X, you worthless insufficient-ling:

You are fired. You failed to measure up to the low standards your coworkers had no problem meeting.

We have all suffered in silence throughout your reign, but we will no more.

Please do not ask for a reference because you don't deserve one.

We wish you continued success in all your future endeavors. Thank you for terrorizing our firm. We will truly appreciate your quiet desk when you are gone.



What? Too short?

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